"When was the last time you saw a girl"
Zig was lying on his bed as was his habit on hot days. He hadnt been expecting this question and it had left him dazed for a second. He turned on his side and stared at squid with his trademark crazy-grin.
"Squiddy, I am looking at one right now"
"You know you love it"
It was a rare occasion that squid said somthing in return to an insult. Zig laughed, lent over the edge of his bed and wacked squid round the head with his hand. Then he went back to lying on his back. It was too bloody hot.